i have a pair of glasses that can make me turn from hood nigga to caring father.
give me ya money lil nigga
son just talk to me, i’m here to listen
So there’s only one channel in this motel,
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”
This was taken either the first or 2nd day of having him. lol. He liked to pass out in all the dishes.